20 Best Dialogues From Jab We Met From Shahid, Kareena & Others

Almost a decade later, Jab We Met is still a movie that fills our heart with glee and delight. The journey of Aditya and Geet from Mumbai to Bhatinda and then to Manali discovering and chasing love was one of the best we witnessed on the big screens. The direction, performances and dialogues of Jab We Met was something we all enjoyed watching and one of the best Bollywood romantic dramas. The character of Geet played by Kareena Kapoor happens to be one of the most recognizable Bollywood characters.

We bring you some of the best dialogues of Jab We Met.

1. Sikhni hoon main… Bhatinda ki!

2. Mein apni favourite hoon!

3. Akeli ladki khuli tijori ki tarah hoti hai…

4. Jab koi pyaar mein hota hai, tab koi sahi galat nahi hota…

5. Aisa lag raha tha jaise kuch galat ho raha ho, jaise koi train chhoot rahi ho…

6. Tumhe uthakar museum mein rakhna chahiye… ticket lagni chahiye tumhe dekhne ke liye

7. Tu original piece hai, maloom hai na tujhe? Aisa dosara nahi hai…

8. Ab toh mera haath chhod do… itni bhi sundar nahin hoon main

9. Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?

10. Bachpan se hi naa … mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god

11. Jo kuch insaan real mein chahta hai, actual mein, usse wahi milta hai…

12. Aap jo yeh bolte hai, iske paise charge karte hain ya muft ka gyaan hai? Kyunki chillar nahi hai mere paas…

13. Aaj tak life mein ek train nahin chhuti meri…

14. Bhai sahab, aap convince ho gaye hai ya main aur bolun?

15. Receptionist: Aapko room ghante ke hisaab se chahiye?
Aditya: Jitna pooch raha hoon utna hi bolo. Ek din ka kitna charge hai?
Geet: Ismein sharam ki kya baat hai. Humein kuch hi ghanton ka kaam hai. Humper hour pe room lenge.

16. Aditya: Main tumhein rape nahin karne waala hoon
Geet: Tum kar hi nahin sakte ho
Aditya: Main karna chahta hi nahin hoon
Geet: Chaho bhi to nahin kar sakte

17. Receptionist : Kitne ghante ke liye?
Geet: Do? Do ghante kaafi honge? Achcha chalo safe side teen ghante. Teen ghante to more than enough hain.

18. Kutte, ullu ke patthe… you bastard.saale suar ki aulad… tujhe kya laga tu mujhe chodd dega to mai zindagi bhar tadapti rahungi? Kaminey keede padenge tere upar, kutte ki maut marega … aur marne ke baad narak ki aag mai tu jayega…..teri ma ki…

19. Aditya: Court mein saabit kar do ki Manjeet impotent hai.
Geet : Vo impotent nahin hai. Next.
Aditya: Tumhein kaise pata Manjeet impotent nahin hai?
Geet: Vo to… pata chal jaata hai. 

20. Aditya, ye meri behen hai Roop. Roop, ye Aditya hai. Tujhe iske saath bhaag ke shaadi karni hai.

 

Did you know that Imitiaz Ali himself wrote the dialogues of Jab We Met and he did do a great job of it. Have we missed any other amazing dialogue from Jab We Met? Do let us know in the comments below.

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