In recent history, there’s no bigger cinematic phenomenon than Marvel’s Avengers. The fact that Marvel built up to Endgame with not two or three but 21 proves just how crazy a journey this has been. To have a universe that is made up of wildly disparate storylines but they still somehow collaborate and merge into this one legendary climax – the result is quite mind blowing. As much as we hate it, the Infinity Saga is over, and The Avengers will never be the same. With multiple stars leaving the franchise, The Avengers now mostly consist of the younger crop of superheroes minus a leader. While we rack our brains figuring out what the future holds for Earth’s mightiest superheroes, here’s 40 Avengers Dialogues that’ll hit you right in the feels.
1. A Hulk is enough.
Loki: I have an army!
Tony Stark: We have a Hulk.
2. Earth’s mightiest heroes to the rescue.
Loki: What have I to fear?
Tony Stark: The Avengers. It’s what we call ourselves. Sorta like a team. Earth’s Mightiest Heroes type thing.
3. You need not say more.
Captain America: Hulk…smash!
4. He’s adopted.
Thor: Be careful what you say, he is my brother!
Natasha Romanoff: He’s killed 80 people in the last two days.
Thor: He was adopted.
5. When you cover the whole semester worth of syllabus in one night:
Agent Maria Hill: Since when did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?
Tony Stark: Last night.
6. Captain’s got style.
Captain America: You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
7. Hulk’s always angry.
Bruce Banner: That’s my secret, captain. I’m always angry.
8. Saying it like it is.
Nick Fury: I understand that the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve chosen to ignore it!
9. Are all psychopaths great orators?
Loki: I said kneel! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.
Age of Ultron
10. Vision’s a baby.
Ultron: You are unbearably naive!
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.
11. I am.
Vision: I’m not Jarvis, I’m not Ultron. I am!
12. His freedom comes at a price.
Ultron: I once had strings, but now I’m free!
Iron Man: Shit!
Captain America: Language!
14. Don’t underestimate Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: We’re fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow.
15. From fighting Hulk to having Hulk, Loki has come a long way.
Thanos: Your optimism is misplaced, Asgardian.
Loki: Well, for one thing, I’m not Asgardian. And for another… we have a Hulk.
16. Thanos got no chill.
Loki: If I might interject… if you’re going to Earth, you might want a guide. I do have a bit of experience in that arena.
Thanos: If you consider failure experience.
17. He’s a plague.
Tony Stark: Tell me his name again.
Bruce Banner: Thanos. He’s a plague, Tony. He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki. The attack on New York. That’s him.
18. I think it’s good, except it sucks.
Peter Quill: Let’s talk about this plan of yours. I think it’s good, except it sucks. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.
19. Strong decisions require strong people.
20. The Endgame is here.
Stephen Strange: We’re in the endgame now.
21. Do not take The Beatles’ name in vain.
Tony Stark: The Avengers broke up. We’re toast.
Bruce Banner: Broke up? Like a band? Like the Beatles?
22. The Making of a Hero.
Iron Man: Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with.
23. Drax pulling a John Cena.
Drax: I’ve mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I’ve become invisible to the eye.
24. We know, Peter. We know.
Peter Parker: You can’t be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man if there’s no neighborhood.
25. Life needs correction.
26. Over-confidence gets you nowhere.
27. We wish.
29. The saddest five words in the history of Avengers.
Peter Parker: Mr. Stark? I don’t feel so good.
30. Not us.
Steve Rogers: I keep telling everybody they should move on and grow. Some do. But not us.
31. America’s ass.
Scott Lang: I think you look great, Cap. As far as I’m concerned, that’s America’s ass.
32. Anybody else feel like Natasha turns into a Mama bear in this movie?
Natasha Romanoff: Even if there’s a small chance that we can undo this. I mean we owe it to everyone who’s not in this room to try.
33. Says Tony Stark, while being given a second chance to talk to his dead father.
Tony Stark: No amount of money ever bought a second of time.
34. Oh, Steve.
(While fighting) 2012 Steve Rogers: I can do this all day.
Steve Rogers: Yeah, I know. I know.
35. Be who you are.
Frigga: Everyone fails at who they’re supposed to be, Thor. The measure of a person, of a hero, is how well they succeed at being who they are.
36. A grateful universe.
37. I am Iron Man.
Thanos: I am inevitable.
Tony Stark: And I am Iron Man.
38. Who’s cutting onions here?
Peter Parker: Mr. Stark? Hey. Mr. Stark? Can you hear me? It’s Peter. We won. Mr. Stark. We won, Mr. Stark. We won. You did it, sir. You did it. I’m sorry.
39. We wish it wasn’t.
40. We love you too, Tony.
Tony Stark: I love you three thousand.
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