Bhagam Bhag is a comedy, mystery suspense movie— one of a kind genre that Priyadarshan explored. He had given many classic comedy hit films— but having an angle of murder mystery with other parallel troupes added— this was a first from the filmmaker. One of the reasons why Priyadarshan’s movies are in a league of their own— the ensemble star-cast, standout humor, fresh storylines, and an ending that won’t make you miserable or discontent. His association with comedy kings like Johnny Lever, Paresh Rawal, Akshay Kumar, Rajpal Yadav, and Shakti Kapoor, among others— gave him a three-decades-long career and lots of love from moviegoers. It won’t be wrong to say that a majority of Bollywood fans in India prefer to watch a Priyadarshan film to blow off some steam after a stressful week. Here are some hilarious Bhagam Bhag movie dialogues that will force you to watch this movie once again!
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1. A sly fox with…nine tails?
“Shakal dekho kitni bholi hai. Lekin andar se lombdi hai.”
2. Going on a misadventure with some misfits…
“Kyu tere pitaji ki kabar hai wahan pe? Saale teri taange tod dunga mein.”
3. Hema, Rekha, Jaya, aur Sushma…
“Yeh bohot hi khatarnak ladki hai, naam toh aise badalti hai jaise kapde.”
4. Yup, gangsters and drug smugglers are known for their honesty…
“Ulta vo log humko inaam denge humari imaandari ke liye. Balki meri photo bhi chapegi yun.”
5. Maybe he was that miraculous child…
“Abe tera dimag kharab hai kya? Ulti seedhi baate kyun karta hai, ulta paida hua tha kya?”
6. And his degree came in handy…that’s what he said!
“Abe teesri fail PT pass, main BA English hoon samjha. Ye sab janne samajhne ke liye akal hi chahiye jo tere pass nahi mere pass hai.”
7. When you have to explain to your dumb friend…
“Abe dholki ke main is bag ki baat nahi kar raha hoon, andar ke maal ki baat kar raha hoon.”
8. Great idea…what if we all shed tears consisting of lemon soda? Ouch, that hurts!
“Ye kya tumhari aankhon mein aansu?”
“Aansu nahi hoga toh kya nimbu paani hoga.”
9. Savage gangsters in Priyarshan films!
“Meri saas ja rahi hai.”
“Ab teri bahu bhi jayegi.”
10. New girl in the town…
“Utha nahi laya, mere mama ke khaas dost ki beti hai. Hi Rupa, naha liya?”
12. Dushman na kare dost ne woh kaam kiya hai…
“Aapki taange todne wala toh laapata ho gaya hai.”
“Saala laapata ho gaya hai ya tune usse laapta kar diya hai.”
13. What he sees is the ONLY truth…it’s the fact!
“Lekin maine usko nahi dekha na iska matlab voh nahi hai.”
14. Daal mein kuch gadbad hai ya puri daal hi kaali hai…
“Tera mama yahan London mein? Kamal hai, tera khandan borivali ke bahar nahi nikla aur London mein mama.”
15. Baba ji ke ‘ucchh’ vichaar…
“Itna yaad rakhna ki agar tu ladki ko izzat dega, toh ladki tujhe izzat degi.”
16. He can turn every problem into an opportunity and every opportunity into a disaster!
“Bhagwan humari madad karne har roop mein aata rehta hai or iss baar bomb ke roop mein aaya.”
17. An epic scene and an epic idea to make a grim situation lighter…
“Behen dar gayi behen dar gayi.”
“Tu behena ki bahaduri bathroom mein check karega?”
18. Ladki ka chakkar babu bhaiya…
“Pyaar mein sabkuch aasan hota hai.”
19. He gave him time-saving advice…he is indeed a trustworthy friend!
“London ka mausam aur London ki ladkiyan, inka koi bharosa nahi hai, yeh kabhi bhi rang badal sakte hein.”
20. Love is in the air…
“Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalak hoti ho, janti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho.”
Bhagam Bhag is a slapstick comedy film with a twist of thrill that will also keep you hooked, while the funny mishaps of an Indian theatre group roaming around in London give you a lot of LOL moments. While we hate a chaotic life— Bhagam Bhag is the kind of chaos that you are going to love! And, when the trio of Akshay Kumar, Govinda, and Paresh Rawal is in a film— you are sure gonna get a lot of entertainment.