Best Dialogues from De Dana Dan Movie That’ll Make You ROFL

   

De Dana Dan is a comedy action movie that received mixed reactions from critics but became a classic hit after it was released on TV and later on OTT platforms. Priyadarshan directed this 2009 movie and featured comedy kings like Akshay Kumar, Paresh Rawal, Johnny Lever, Rajpal Yadav, Archana Puran Singh, Asrani, and Suneil Shetty along with talented and well-known actors like Katrina Kaif, Sameera Reddy, Neha Dhupia, Aditi Govarikar, and Manoj Joshi among others (So, now you know that the movie had a stellar star cast and the list is quite long!). Astonishingly, it was also the first Bollywood movie in which, for a flood sequence inside a hotel, they used 700 water tankers in 7 days! Let’s take a trip down memory lane and read some of the best dialogues from De Dana Dan movie that can tickle your funnybone.

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1. Humble acceptance of the truth!
“Har kutte ka din aata hai … mera bhi aayega.”

2. Word is out that Mulchandji is still missing…
“Mere kutte ko kutta bolega tu!  Tera Malik Hai Wo, Use Mulchandji Bolo..”
3. The actual phrase…
“Dene waala jab bhi deta hai … sab kuch phad deta hai.”
4. He may be a little monster in disguise…
“Har Bar Mai Kuch Achchha Kaam Karne Jata Hu, Wo Sada Hua Kutta Aakar Kharab Kar Jata Hai..”
5. Mulchandji is a real pain in the a**…
“Mulchandji Ne Meri Naak Kaat Di..Mulchandji Mere Muh Par Mut Ke Chale Gaye..”
6. Every Bollywood kidnapper’s phone call ever…
“Haan, hello laash ka intezaam ho gaya hai, tum bas paise taiyaar rakhna.”
7. Bro is simply being honest!
“Hello, I am Kala.”
“Maine kab bola ki tu gora hai.”

   
8. His answers are more interesting than most mock test videos…
“Tu karta kya hai?”
“Andha hai kya? Dikhta nahi coffee pee raha hu.”
9. Gajni never knew his son also existed!
“Tere saasu maa ke ghar main!!! Gajini ki aulaad”
10. He is louder than the loudest loudspeaker!
“Aree dheere bol, muh mein loudspeaker le ke paida hua tha kya ?”

11. Haan shayad ho!
“Are us ne mujhe paise diye, woh keh raha hai usne mujhe paise diye, Mai koi tabaheef hu jo har koi paise de raha hai.”

12. He should’ve thought before speaking…or not!
“Ambassador kya, tu toh bail gadi bhi nahi hai”
13. He is a rich dog though, loyalty gayi tel lene…
“Tere liye ek crore ki tatti chor k gaya Hai , Sala kutta!”
“Admi dhoka deta hai suna hoon.. magar kutta admi ko dhoka deta h yeh pehli baar suna hoon!”
14. That’s the best way to explain a face to a sketch artist…
“Uski shaqal mujhey acche se yaad hain, Jaise kisi junglee suar ke muh par mooch laga di ho.”

It is one of the most underrated movies of Priydarshan. If you are a fan of comedy movies, this is must must-watch for you. These hilarious dialogues are just the cherry on the cake.

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