A comedy crime drama movie, Khatta Meetha was about a stingy and corrupt contractor who is shown to get entangled in myriad problems and tiffs with her former girlfriend who is now an honest Municipal Commissioner standing in his way, his family who are disappointed in him, and his employees who are looking for their wages since ages! The movie is a dark comedy showing the real face of corruption and how it is spread inside our system and its side effects on people and their personal lives— while keeping it light. The movie might not have become a hit as Priyadarshan’s other comedy flicks, but this one is unique. You know that some of its scenes are now a part of meme culture (IYKYK). Here are some of the best Khatta Meetha movie dialogues that are funny AF.
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1. Itni beizzati? Main toh na sehta mechanic bhai!
“Kahan se utha ke laya iss mechanic ko?”
“Award mila hai usko.”
“Kiss kutte ne isko award diya?”
2. Every greedy mechanic ever…
“Abhi mere ko samajh mein aaya iska actually problem kya hai. Iska poora gearbox bahar nikalna padhega.”
3. Award Anushuman knows how to self-promote!
“Are khali Anshuman poochega toh bahot hai idhar, Award Anshuman poochega toh pata chalega na.”
4. There is always a starting sign…of every downfall.
“Pehli baar iss ghar mein police aayi hai.”
“Woh pehle bhi aa sakti thi lekin aap ghoos deke nikal jaate ho.”
5. Rishwat ki reality…
“Desh mein kuch karna karwana hai toh rishwat toh deni hi padhegi.”
“Paisa kha tumhare pitaji ki taksal se leke aaunga?”
6. Fair point (oops, that’s not what I meant!)
“Jamaila are mein toh poora kaala ho gaya yaar.”
“Tu jab idhar aaya tha konsa gora tha.”
7. Gaadi ka pait bhara hua hai!
“Ae dhile jara diesel daal.”
“Abhi isme pait bharke diesel daala maine.”
8. Isko utha le re baba…
“Aurato ko kyun ched mein se jhaank ke dekhta hai?”
“Mein toh sirf yeh dekh raha tha ki woh ladki hai ki nahi.”
9. Bol toh aise raha hai jaise Sachin Tendulkar ho!
“Jo bhi log mujhe dekh ke muh banate the woh samajh le ki Sachin Tichkule ki shuruat ho gayi hai.”
10. You still have time to pay for your sins…
“Aadmi ki shakal acchi na ho na, toh bhagwan kehta hai baatein acchi karni chahiye.”
Even though the movie did not fare well at the box office, it is one of the underrated comedy films of Priyadrashan. Only the hardcore fans of Priyadarshan movies understand how good the movie is.