17 Best Raanjhanaa Dialogues From Kundan, Murari & Others

Kundan, Murari, Bindiya and Zoya – These characters have etched a special space in the hearts of the Bollywood movie lovers since the release of Raanjhanaa in 2013. Raanjhanaa is a celebration of the colorful city of Banaras and the one-sided love stories in the hindi heartland. What makes this movie even more special is its entertaining script and a number of amazing dialogues. Some of the Raanjhanaa dialogues like “Mohallon ke laundon ka pyaar … aksar doctor aur engineer uthake le jaate hain.” have become a part of the pop culture and memes.

We bring you 17 Memorable Raanjhanaa dialogues from Kundan, Murari and others

1. “Ab pyar na hua tumhara, UPSC ka exam ho gaya hai … dus saal se clear hi nahi ho raha hai.” – Murari

2. “Mohallon ke laundon ka pyaar … aksar doctor aur engineer uthake le jaate hain.” – Murari 

3. “Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye … uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage.” – Kundan
Every lover would agree to this Raanjhanaa dialogue.

4. “Namaaz mein woh thi … par laga dua hamari manzoor ho gayi. ” – Kundan

5. “Vitamin humse khao aur aashiqui inse ladao.” – Bindiya

6. “Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao… saali aashiqui na ho gayi…laathi charge ho gaya.” – Kundan

7. “Yeh Banaras hai aur launda saala yaha bhi haar gaya toh jeetega kahaan.” – Kundan
This Raanjhanaa dialogue was quoted by many after Narendra Modi won the Banaras seat in 2014 Lok Sabha Elections.

8. “Kundan ke pyjame ka naada itna dheela nahi hai … joh tere blouse ke do hook pe khul jaaye.” – Kundan

9. “Humein apne gaal pe thapad se zyada uske gaal pe puppy ka sukh tha.” – Kundan

10. “Aye rickshaw waale, paise mat lena madam se bhabhi hai tumhari.” – Kundan

11. “Lanka dahan hona baaki tha kyunki hamara jawaan hona baaki tha.” – Kundan

12. “Ye jo ladki murda si Aankein liye baithi hai bagal mein,
Aaj bhi haan bol de toh Mahadev ki Kasam waapas aa jayen.
Par nahi ab saala mood nahi,
Aankhein moond lene mein hi sukh hai,
So jaane me hi bhalayi hai,
Par uthenge kisi din ussi Ganga Kinare, Damru bajane ko,
Unhi Banaras ki Galiyon mein Daud jaane ko,
Kisi Zoya Ki Ishq mein phir se padh jaane ko…!” – Kundan
One of the most emotional and best dialogues of Raanjhanaa

13. “Tumhe kya lagta hai Zoya, tum bohot hoor ki pari ho,
Tumse pyaar karna mera talent hai Zoya, Isme tumhara koi haath nahi.
Tumhare jagah koi bhi hoti to main usse bhi itna hi toot ke pyaar karta.” – Kundan

14. “Mere piche scooter mei baithna padega. Main break maarunga toh mujhpe girna padega. Mere saath naachna-gaana padega. Girlfriend na sahi..feel hi dede.” – Kundan

15. “Ilaka kutton ka hota hai… Sheron ka jigra hota hain.” – Kundan & Murari 

16. “Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein…center mein hota hai… kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha.” – Kundan

17. “Sorry toh maine apne baap tak ko nahi bola jab meri galti thi … ab toh na meri galti hai … aur na aap mere baap ho.” – Kundan

At the time of the release, Raanjhanaa was a hit striking chords with the audiences. It’s dialogues were equally hit and appreciated. Which of these Raanjhanaa dialogues you think is the funniest? Do comment below!

   
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