10 Best Dialogues From Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2

“Kutton ka koi Sunday nahi hota … kutte saaton din kutte hi hote hai.”

“In ladkiyon ko na koi khush nahi rakh sakta … a happy woman is a myth!”

“Any discussion with a woman is an argument.”

These are the dialogues from Pyaar ka Punchnama 1 which speaks the mind of every mind out. After a power packed punch on the modern day relationships in the first movie, Pyaar ka Punchnama is back with the second flick in the series.

We bring you 10 best dialogues from Pyaar ka Punchnama 2.

1. Right in the feels..Bribe is an institution started by women. kyun ki inke paas jo dene ko rishvat haii woh kabhi nahi khatam hone waali.

 

2. Bestfriend: 1 Girlfriend: 0koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao, majaal hai ki samajh aa jaeye. Waahi baat koi best friend samjhaye, ek minute mein samajh mein aa jaata hai.

 

3. Feminism done right!Agar jab tum mujhe bata sakti ho ki mainn kya pehnu, toh mera batana achanak se equality, liberty, individuality, freedom, sovereignty ka issue kaise ban jaata hai?

 

4.  Kaun? batao kaun!Airtel abhi phone ki nahi TV pe bhi maarne aa gaye. Match record karo baad mein dekho. kaunsa self-respecting mard match baad mei record karke dekhta hai?

 

5. Sabka sapna money money…Aisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kamaa rahe ho, aur woh maa- baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazaar wale se shaadi kar le.

 

6. Pyaar ka punchnama stating the right kind of love one dialogue at a time.Asli pyar toh maa ka pyar hi hota hai. Kaise kr leti hai yeh?

 

7.  You don’t threaten an Engineer with self harming jokes!Agar mujhe pata hota tum engineer ho, toh kasam se tumhara chance nahi tha. kyun kaise dikhte hai engineer? Mausa ji jaise..

 

8. Itna pyaar apko beemar, Bohot beemar bananey ke liye kaafi hai.Ek relationship me pade hue aadmi ka dimaag nichodke agar aap dekhein, toh aapko baalti bharke chu**pa milega

 

9. If only James Cameron had thought of it we would’ve saved so many tears.Arrey tu titanic wali ko dekh le, chal maana ki ladki par ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi, toh 15-15 mi ki bari nahi le sakte thhey? magar nahi, bechara woh mar gaya.

 

10. Atleast someone said it!Inka sabse bada chu****pa yahi hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karnni hoti hai. Meetha khaane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?

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