Mirzapur has received rave reviews and has gained a cult following since its release on Amazon Prime Video. Released in 2018, this series is the story of drugs, guns, illicit trade, and lawlessness in Mirzapur, Uttar Pradesh. Pankaj Tripathy as Kaleen Bhaiyya and Ali Fazal as Guddu Pandit deliver strong performances in the series. The story is bold, edgy, and powerful and words haven’t been minced between characters. These Mirzapur dialogues are full of badassery, humor, and wit.
We bring you some of the best Mirzapur dialogues from Guddu Bhaiya to Kaleen Bhaiya, that will take you on a journey of power, ambition, and revenge.
1. “Mata ji yahan hai, Behen yahan hai, Maa-Behen ek karne mein aasani hogi.” – Munna Bhaiyya
2. “Attack me bhi gun, defense me bhi gun, Hum banayenge Mirzapur ko Amrica!” – Guddu Pandit
3. “Neta banna hai toh Gundey paalo. Gundey mat bano.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
4. “Darr ki yahi dikkat hai, ki kabhi bhi Khatam ho sakta hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
5. “Suru majboori mein kiye the….. Ab maza aa raha hai.” – Guddu Pandit
6. “Guns ki maddad se darr nahi badhana hai, Darr ki maddad se guns badhani hai.” – Bablu Pandit
7. “Izzat nahi karte hain… Darte hain sab.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
8. “Ch***ya hain tumhara ladka.“
“Ch***ya hain woh important nahi hai. Hamara ladka hai, Woh important hai.” – Kaleen Bhaiyya
9. “Agli baar Munna Bhaiya ghar aaye… Zinda wapas hi nahi laute toh?” – Guddu Pandit
10. “Oh Bhos***i waley Chacha. Rest kariye, varna Rest in Peace ho jaoge!” – Munna Bhaiyya
11. “Zindagi ho toh aisi ho, Zinda toh jh***t ke baal bhi hain.” – Guddu Pandit
12. “Middle class aadmi, aadmi nahi ch***** hota hai. Ch*****.” – Guddu Pandit
13. “Ab chahe snaap aake ghar mein doshti karle… Rehta toh Zehreela hi hai na.” – Guddu Pandit
The good news for all Mirzapur fans is that this series is set for another season which is expected to release in 2020. We hope an equally captivating story and dialogue delivery in the second season as well.
Update (03/11/22020): Dialogues From Mirzapur Season 2
Now that Mirzapur is back with another action packed season full of powerful dialogues and punch-lines, it’s time to add some of the latest dialogues from this series to this list!
So here we go with some of the best dialogues from Mirzapur Season 2
1. Aurat chahe Chambal ki ho ya Purvanchal ki, jab gun uthaayi hai to iska matlab hai ki dikkat mein hai
2. Vayapaar jab bhi karo, toh jo do kaano ke beech mein hai uska istemaal karo, jo do tango ke beech hai uska nahi
3. Jaati pratha kaahe banayi gayi, isiliye hi na ki power hamesha hum Brahamano ke haath mein rahe
4. Jab qurbani dene ka time aaye toh qurbani sipahi ki di jaati hai, Raja aur Rajkumar toh zinda rehte hain sirf gaddi pe baithne ke liye
5. Aap hi ka mann tha na ki aapki beti Mirzapur pe raaj kare, badi na sahi choti karegi…
6. Taqleef unki nahi jo chale jaate hain, taqleef unki hoti hai jo peeche reh jaate hain
7. Jeet ki guarantee tabhi hai jab jeet aur haar dono tumhare control mein ho…
8. Sala sab jagah ki shadi mein DJ chalta hai, lekin humare U.P ki shadi mein goli chalti hai…
9. Hum hain rajneta, chutiya banana humara kaam hai
10. Bh****ke, Amar hain hum, Chutiye nahi…
Did we miss any other gem from any of the seasons of this series? Do let us know in the comments below and we will add it to this list of the best Mirzapur dialogues.