You must have seen a list of must watch Bollywood movies several times with several classics, thrillers, musicals and romantic dramas. However, Gunda is a completely different league of its own. Released in 1998, the movie and dialogues from Gunda has gained a cult popularity over the years due to its hilarious dialogues where every character tries to rhyme words and draw analogies which are at time unbelievable. Well, Gunda is a movie that just cannot be described in words.
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So here we go with some of the absolutely hilarious dialogues from Gunda which are so bad that they actually seem good!
1. Tainey Gundar Gardi mein bahut naam kamaya, Kabhi Dushmano ko phaada kabhi kaata, Dikhne mein toh tu naata, Aur tohar naam hai Lambu Aata. – Gunda
2. Mera naam hai Bulla … rakhta hoon Khulla – Gunda
3. Mera naam hai Chutiya… Acchoon acchoon ki khadi karta hoon main Khatiya – Gunda
4. Mera naam hai Potey, Jo apne Baap ke bhi nahi hote… – Gunda
5. Mera Naam Hai Ibu Hatela…Maa Meri Chuadail ki beti, Baap Mera Shaitan Ka Chela… Khayega Kela? – Gunda
6. Lambu aata ne hamare aadmi ko maarke roomal phaada hai…Apun uski patloon phadega… Peechhe se woh bhi Angutha lagake. – Gunda
7. Zalzala Jaag Utha hai… Ab sab ko pata chalega ki Gang war start hone waala hai.. Laasein aise tapkegi jaise nanhe munhe bacche ke nunni se peshaab tapakta hai…Tap Tap! . – Gunda
8. Lambu Aatey ko Maut Ke tawe pe pakana hoga – Gunda
9. Dekh Kundan, Marne Ka Nahin Agar Tu Mar Gaya Toh Mein Maje kis ke saath karega? Yaad hai jab hum college mein they? Tu Mere Se Jada Chikna Tha Re…Tu Chhokri Pata Ke Laata Tha, Main Maje Karta Tha…Marna Nahi… – Gunda
10. Chhatri Hoti Hai Kholne Ke Liye, Chaadar Hoti Hai Odhne Ke Liye Aur Chhokri Hoti Hai Chedne Ke Liye – Gunda
11. Bullaaa…Aeey Bullaa Teri Behen Ka Karunga Main Khullam Khulla… – Gunda
12. Udhar basti mein Lambu Aatey ne aapki behen ko lamba kar diya hai…Chudail ki Kasam. – Gunda
13. Toh Tu Marr Gayi… Lambu ne tujhe lamba kar diya… Maachis ki Teeli ko khamba kar diya – Gunda
14. Tujhe banakar maut ke mooh ka nivala … Tere seene mein gaad doonga main Maut ka bhala – Gunda
15. Tere andar aag bhar degi ye goli, Phir tu phaad dega uski choli, Tu jaa…jaldi utha la uski doli… – Gunda
16. Aaj ke baad koi tujhe Ibu Hatela nahi, Ibu Katela Kahega… – Gunda
17. Tuney gaana sunaya ab sher sun… Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jalegi nahi, Aur ye taye hai ki tere maut ki tareekh kabhi talegi nahi… – Gunda
18. Inspector Kaley…Ab lagney waley… Tere Muh pare…Maut ke Taley… Kitna bada risk hai… Tere maut ki date fix hai – Gunda
19. Roti hoti hai khaane ke liye aur Boti hoti hai chabaney ke liye…. Badshaah ki behen ki ya fakir ki beti… Ek na ek din mard ke neeche aati hai bajani k liye seeti – Gunda
20. Bulla mere ko mat Maar… Mereko apna bhadwa bana de….Mein tere ko ladkiyan supply karunga, Tu mazey lete rehna… Tereko AIDS se bachane ke liye nirodh ban jaunga… Towel banake tere kamar se lapet jaunga… Maarna hi hai toh mujhe cheel chal ke Chakka bana de… – Gunda
Well, hope these dialogues from Gunda made you laugh and may be also made your ears bleed at times!