Malamaal Weekly is a 2006 comedy film directed by the king of such comedy films- Priyadarshan. The movie revolves around- a lottery ticket. Yes, you read that right. In a village, a lottery vendor sells a jackpot winning ticket- and the whole village comes to know of the fact that the winning ticket is missing as the owner is most likely dead- so the chaos ensues! The movie has an ensemble and highly talented star cast that includes Paresh Rawal, Ritesh Deshmukh, Reema Sen, Rajpal Yadav, Om Puri, Asrani, Sudha Chandran, Shakti Kapoor, and many more. If you are a fan of Priyadrashan Movies, here are some hilarious Malamaal Weekly dialogues.
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1. Because the tables have turned…
“Tere paas itna paisa aaya kahan se fatichhar?”
2. Naye type ki dhamki…
“Zyaada chapad-chapad kiye toh mooh mein chata ghoosedh dunga aur kholonga bhi.”
3. He is friends with the angry birds!
“Are tu aadmi hai ki patang…jab dekho hawa mein udhkar aata hai.”
4. He was hit with the cupid’s arrow!
“Bajey ye kya haal bana rakha hai kya hua?”
“Pyar abhi adha ghanta pehle aur abhi ke abhi shaadi karni hai.”
5. Someone needs to explain a bit more…
“Are hum Gattu ke bhale ke liye hi Gattu ko girwi rakh rahe hain.”
6. That society uncle who everyone wants to avoid because when he speaks…
“Chamkadar ko ulta latkaane se morr nahi banta.”
7. When you have read every ‘keep calm’ quote and now is the time to finally open your mouth…
“Agar tu nere samne aaya na toh gobar main jhaadu dubo dubokar pitungi tujhe.”
8. Whenever you are angry and at a loss for words, just say…
“Hathe chale bazar, kutte bhaunke hazar..”
9. When you give a one-word answer for a five-mark question…
“Arey kalmuhho hua kya mere bhaiya ko?”
“Woh mar gaye.”
It is a light comedy movie and all the actors did a great job in making us laugh at every point. These Malamaal Weekly dialogues are so hilarious that they are a huge hit as meme templates.