Jaane Tu…Ya Jaane Na is a classic rom-com Bollywood movie that was released in 2008- its songs such as ‘Kabhi Kabhi Aditi’, and ‘Pappu Can’t Dance’ became a huge hit. And, of course- Jai and Aditi’s love story became a forever legend. The movie is about a sweet Jai and a fiery Aditi- two BFFs who realize their love for each other only after they start dating other people. It has an airport scene, great music, a charming lead pair, and memorable dialogues- all in all, a perfect romance movie! How I wish Bollywood brings more such movies now. Anyway, let’s jog down a few years and check out some of the best Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na Dialogues. ( P.S. You might want to watch this movie once again after you finish reading all the dialogues!)
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1. Usse nahi pata tha ki billi sher ki bhi mausi hoti hai…
“Bandh ke rakh apni billi ko naho toh meri gaadi ke niche aa jayegi samjha.”
“Wahi se toh teri ma ne tujhe uthaya tha haramkhor.”
2. Trying to win an argument with wife…
“Are woh Rathore hai Ranjhore ka Rathore.”
“No, agar usse Ranjhore ka Rathore banana hota toh main Ranjhore chodh ke bhag thodi aati.”
3. That’s a tough question…
“Yaar ek baat bata har waqt itna sweet, itna polite. Tu apne aap se bore nahi hota?”
4. They didn’t know that what they were looking for was right in front of them…
“Jai main tujhe ek stupid silly romantic ladki dhund ke deti hoon, aur tu mere liye ek tough ladka dhund.”
5. Now that’s our hero!
“Mujhe ladna nahi tha par tune koi choice nahi chhoda.”
6. She speaks her mind and has no regrets…
“Teri mom ne kabhi sabun se tera mooh nahi dhoya kya? kitni gaaliyan deti hai.”
7. But as a friend, right?
“Jai agar main dobara takleef mein phasi toh bachane aaoge na?”
“Definitely.”
8. Still trying to pretend?
“Hum dono saath rehte the kyuki hume saath rehna acha lagta tha, yeh koi duty ya zimmedari nahi hai.”
9. Meghna was indeed smarter!
“Mujhe lagta hai ki tum Aditi se pyaar karte ho, aur frankly tum dono ek dusre ke liye perfect ho.”
10. And then they fell in love…
“Mat jao meaow I love you.”
Of course, nahi ja rahi you idiot!”
11. That secondhand embarrassment we get…
“Terrorist ‘meaow meaow’ kar raha hai sir…main aaun nahi sir meaow jaise billi karti hai.”
12. Straight to the point!
“Jai Singh Rathod, muh pe seeti, chal main uchal, maajra kya hai?”
“I have a girlfriend.”
13. Finally someone chose to speak the truth…
“Obviously, I don’t miss him. It’s just Jai ko aise pehle kabhi dekha nahi. Kisi ke saath itna involved ho baaki sab ko bhool jaye.”
“Jai hamesha se aisa hi hai Aditi, fark bas itna hai ki pehle woh tu thi.”
14. Savage moms!
“College ke paanch saal kahan nikal gaye, pata hi nahi chala.”
“Phone pe beta, phone pe.”
I so wanted Jai to fulfill three conditions for a Rathod man- but, didn’t expect Jai to ride a horse through a city- to confess his love for his woman- that was so darn romantic! So, that was our compilation of Best Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na Dialogues. Now, go and watch the movie again!